Bikini Model Steph Claire Smith’s Perfect Body On Display In Smoking Hot Swimsuit Pics

Even if you were to literally light the world on fire, it wouldn’t produce nearly as much smoke as the official smoke show known as Steph Claire could in a bikini. Naysayers will say I’m exaggerating. But I don’t think so. The woman is hotter than that artificial sun China just made. And I heard that thing is six times hotter than our solar system’s sun. But Steph easily tops both in temperature. I’ve even heard rumors that you can’t stare directly into her body or you may go blind from an abundance of naturally radiating bliss.

I’d be willing to risk blindness if the last thing etched into the back of my eyelids is a silhouette of Steph. Definitely worth it. She should probably look into tattooing a warning for others to wear sunglasses when staring at her. Something simple like a statement declaring “please wear proper eye protection when enjoying my outline.” They can even call the specialized eyewear Stephglasses. If she's not up for the ink, I'm willing to walk next to her with a sign and loudspeaker saying the same thing. And she can reward me for my service with free, long, uninterrupted stares at that awesome body.