Big Giant Boobs On Instagram Model Kristina Anohina

So it is pretty mush guaranteed that this woman is a mermaid, right? I mean, the broad is wearing still wearing the fishnet that brought her to shore. That only alone should be enough to shift the scales in the right direction. Just because we cannot see the scales on her legs does not mean squat.

To add credence to my theory, I present as evidence the proportions of Kristina Anohina. Obviously, no woman who has spent her entire life walking on land would be able to maintain this kind of bodily proportion. Clearly, Anita’s breasts have experienced their first couple of decades in this world in a near zero- gravity environment. That is why they have been able to maintain their perfectly spherical shape. Even without the bikini top they would look exactly the same, I would stake my reputation on it.

This is also the cause for her tight core. She attained that small, muscular waist by controlling a giant flipper for her entire life. Imagine if every land-dweller-lady had to perform a squat before each step they took. Their asses would be shredded beyond comprehension. Well, that is exactly what mermaids abs go through.

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