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bill-swift - April 20, 2016
Bella Thorne, you own my heart, a portion of my brain that controls my nether regions, and those nether regions themselves. Whatever's left I'm donating to science for the discovery of a cure to donut body. Bella has always been a ginger topped star, we've just been waiting for eighteen to declare her a sextastic celebrity. And for Bella herself to start taking on more grown up roles that allow for her sweltering hot body to be shown far more than Disney ever allowed.
Bella's in about a half-dozen movies currently about to shoot, shooting, or just completed. Pretty amazing really how much everybody in Hollywood wants her in their movies. Maybe not entirely for her acting skills, though she is a veteran thespianic of the child acting wars already. But that lust appeal and a mega social media following equals her phone ringing constantly with job offers. Different than my job offer for Bella which is really more volunteer work and involves a thong soaked for days in honey water and not much else. This is just getting better and better. Enjoy.
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