Bella Hadid Knows Exactly How To Showcase Her Glammed-Up Cleavage

Bella Hadid is always the best woman for the job, not matter what that job is. I’d hire her to paint my entire house even if she had no experience because beautiful women figure out how to get things done. Being the best looking everywhere you go is no easy task, it doesn’t come overnight, and it happens to be a full-time endeavor. Just looking at how hot she is now makes me wonder how many hours of hard work did she have to put in to come out of the other end looking so stunning. The combination of her outfit, hair, and make-up looks like it totals around at least six hours. But that’s only her way of enhancing how perfect she is. She’s perfection squared every time she steps out into the spotlight.

If wearing plaid pants is all it takes to be Bella’s bodyguard I’m willing to make that sacrifice. Sure I’ll look like a professional clown but I’m willing to do anything to be next to Bella. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve split my Sunday’s best where the sun don’t shine all from moving too fast, but this time when I wear the special security plaid dress pants I’ll move in a much more smooth motion. The last thing I want to do is embarrass myself in front of Hadid.

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