Bella Hadid Braless, Taylor Swift Cleavetastic, Lorde See-Through Highlight the Post-Grammy Party

Oh, how the hotties love a good awards show. And even more so, an after-party. That's the place to see, be seen, and naturally ogled by many a gentleman trying to peek through, down, or up your dress. It's perhaps the oldest public sport in the world and some of us happen to be quite skilled at it. It's not like I didn't try basketball first. Too short. Perfect for leering.

Lorde showed up in a showstopping see through dress, followed by Bella Hadid who exhibited some deep braless cleavetastic in honor of her boyfriend The Weeknd or what have you performing at the Grammy's. Naturally Taylor Swift made a perfect entrance, along with Alessandra Ambrosio who has nothing to do with music but who's not going to let that super sextastic model into their party? Others followed until everybody agreed there was too much hotness in one location and the fire marshall came and shut down the party. Maybe it was just me in my Halloween fireman's costume. You'll have to come with me, ladies. You need a hosing down for your own safety. Yes, that hose is regulation size and I do keep it in my pants. Firefighting has changed through the years. So much steamy alluring women, so little time. Enjoy.

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