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bill-swift - November 9, 2013
One of the worst parts of the abomination that was the last two Twilight movies was Edward and Bella's daughter Renesmee. First of all, her name is friggin' Renesmee. Secondly, the baby was a terribly rendered CGI monstrosity. Like, seriously it looks like something that looks like it was made with a crappy Flash avatar creator. I kept wondering, (yes, I saw both of them and no, I'm not happy about it), why a movie with that big a budget couldn't do any better. The answer is that they did have an alternative...and it was even worse. The animatronic doll, nicknamed Chuckesmee after the killer doll from the Chucky movies, can be seen in the Blu-Ray extras on Breaking Dawn part 2. It is...um...disturbing. Imagine if a Fraggle had sex with a Cabbage Patch Doll and then repeatedly smashed its head on a rock. That's Chuckesmee.
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