Behold The Bronze Butthole

When I was a little kid it was a popular memento to cast a person's baby shoes in bronze. My mom did it as did many others of her generation. It's kind of a sweet way to remember that fleeting time of infanthood. That's sweet. What is considerably less sweet is Magnus Irvin's bronze cast buttholes. For the reasonable fee of $1900 you can go to his studio and have your balloon knot cast in bronze. Irvin started out doing his cast to create chocolate buttholes. But that wasn't enough for this ass loving "artist". So, he began casting in bronze. He says,

"Having made chocolate anuses now for a fair while, we've moved into the more permanent anuses made of casting metal or glass. These are available to anyone who wants their own anus cast, or a copy of someone else's anus."

I just...What kind of person is narcissistic enough to spend that much money to get a permanent representation of your anus? I've never seen mine and I can gladly live the rest of my life not seeing it much less getting a metal representation of it. People are effing weird.