Behati Prinsloo Wears Lacy Lingerie For Victoria’s Secret (And to Tease Me, Admit It, Behati)

Have I mentioned recently how jealous I am of that Maroon 5 dude? C'mon, he could've been me. Or I could've been him I should say as nobody could be me, even if for some warped and twisted reason they chose to be. But me as a rock star fighting off the Victoria's Secret girls who desire my hand in holy matrimony and newlywed sex? I could've plugged myself right into that diorama without hesitation.

Behati Prinsloo is back in lacy little underthings in Victoria's Secret. I don't think she needs the money any more, now she's just teasing us. I'm not saying you quit your job because you won the lottery, in fact, the only people who ever do survive winning the lottery are those silly souls who stick to their day jobs. But I am quite convinced Behati is now undertaking these show off missions just to drive me insane. It won't take much more really. I'm sort of standing at the edge of crazy cliff looking down. One more silky shimmer panties and... goodbye cruel sanity. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Victorias Secret