Become Irresistible to Women With Resident Evil’s Chris Redfield and Leon Kennedy

Did the wise words imparted by Duke Nukem not suffice? Still righteously rebuffed by that veritable sexasaurus from the deli, with the tattoo on her face and foreskin piercing (your lady-lust du jour may differ)? Languish in piteous despondency no more, fair Ego-reader! Capcom's venerable horror ‘em up franchise has lent us the sagacious knowledge of two of Resident Evil's switcheroo protagonists (and man-tacular dudes extraordinaire), Leon S. Kennedy and Chris Redfield.

As such, the above reads as a positive Kama Sutra of naughty knowledge, sans lurid illustrations and with a wanton dose of piss-taking comedy. Hit the gallery, and heed the counsel therein when the Thai bride you ordered on eBay arrives on your doorstep in her shit-stained crate.