Be a Festive Fatass with Nintendo: Pizza Hut Giftcards Being Given Away this Holiday Season

For the uninitiated, Reggie Fils-Aime is the CO of Nintendo of America. His claim to Internet fame, sadly, is pretty much limited to meme-tacular My Body is Ready jokes. But that dead horse has been so thoroughly flogged in the ass, so let's haul it off to the glue factory and never speak of it again. Because Reggie is also a gigantic man-beast able to shrug of bullets like the Terminator, and he wouldn't want us to forget it.

This badass bossman has a tasty history in the marketing business as well, which he is now sharing with North America's biggest Nintendoholics.

Before joining the company, the Regginator was Senior Director of National Marketing at Pizza Hut. The Big New Yorker? That was him, right there. So was this, presumably: $40 Pizza Hut giftcards, mailed to ‘a select group of some of our biggest Wii U fans' via Club Nintendo this holiday season. How do you know if you're eligible, save for receiving cheesy goodness in the mail? Is this all because Mario is Italian, the home of pizza? Will Reggisaurus be delivering them to recipients' homes personally?

No, really, we're asking, because we have no clue. Nor does Nintendolife, but that's where this odd story broke.