Battle Short Skirt and Boots: Jennifer Lopez and Nicole Scherzinger at the Summertime Ball

Snakeskin vs. Leather. Veteran vs. Fast Rising Star. Lopez vs. Scherzinger. There can be only one. I mean, in your mind maybe, but if you're thinking right, you're thinking two, and some Jell-O, and a very small bed with rubber sheets.

These two superwomen strapped on the superhero tight outfits combed from various animals who died hardly in vain, since they served to highlight the body of these two sextastic chart toppers. The results on the red carpet for Global Radio's Summertime Ball at Wembley Stadium were spectacular. Jennifer Lopez, really has never looked better despite her veteran MILF status, and Nicole Scherzinger is simply put, in the business of climbing the sexy charts five to ten rungs at a time. And succeeding.

There's something very kinky going on here and I intend to get to the bottom of it. Enjoy.