Barf-a-Palooza: Panda Orange Chicken and Broccoli Beef Milkshakes

Men love food. What's not to love?  Second to the need to watch smexy girls (preferably those who take it all off), what busy, working men of Egotastic need is good food that even the cheapest of cheapskates can afford. This brings to mind Chinese food chain Panda Express, who are debuting two novel and frankly disgusting offerings to diners everywhere: Orange Chicken and Broccoli Beef milkshakes.

New on the menu, these are literally meals that you can drink from a cup. The flavors, in their original form, are some of Panda's best-selling entrees, so it makes sense they went with those. But what doesn't make sense is the fact that they chose to transform it into milkshake form! More info after the break...

Nah, we're just kidding! Happy April Fools Day, b'tch!