Ava Lange in A Bikini

Seeing these chicks modeling for a couple bucks reminds me of every shitty demeaning job I ever had to pay the rent. Fuck-me poses on the beach are a dream. Before you accept any job ask your employer if you will ever have to perform any work in a bathroom. Measure his response against your desire for nighttime shelter. Your ancestors slept outdoors but they never had to clean up other people's vomit. This chick just bought Spin class for a month. I bet that rock chafes your ass something awful. When it infects you with strep we can share horror stories.

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