Katya Henry in A Bikini

With all the negative news in the U.S. job markets you might not notice the explosion of work in the online fitness model field. It's dominating both door to door magazine sales and indentured Asian nail technician gigs. There are now thirty-seven hundred women with nice asses turning a dime as Instagram fitness models. Just in Miami.

These 20-something booty workout girls have millions of followers because America can't stop being fit. Or masturbating watching them. It's like going to 24 Hour Fitness and lining up in circle jerk outside the aerobics room. Only you don't have to pay for a membership or deal with being arrested on sex crimes. The next time you find yourself indignant that Mark Zuckerberg is worth his weight in billions of dollars, remember how he helped turn a multitude of women away from a life of stripping to a life of only nearly stripping. Asshole.

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