Aunt Khloe Agrees to Show Her Nephew Her Boobs If He Agrees Not to Tell Who Her Daddy Is

Who knows how these insidious intra-family arrangements come about, but somehow Khloe Kardashian, the reportedly illegitimate daughter of Kris Jenner by way of somebody who Kris Jenner mounted in her Brentwood social circle in the late 80's, and Mason Disick, the few year old son of Kourtney Kardashian and her unwed poofster boyfriend, Scott Disick, have come to an understanding of mutual interest.

For his part, Mason, who overhears tons of shit, promises to keep safe the secret of Aunt Khloe's true paternal heritage (but let's just say he once ran for 2,000 years in a single season in the NFL), Aunt Khloe meanwhile promised to give the little boy what all little boys want, a sweet view of some dangling funbags, not quite milky, but definitely the foremost body part of his gangly-sized auntie.

Hey, in the world of Kardashian, it's all about the deal. And this one seems win-win. Enjoy.