‘Ask Bill’ : All Your Manly Questions Answered in Masculine Fashion By Man-Folk

The other day I was thinking to myself, now, who is the manliest man in all of manhood and I really had trouble figuring out the answer. I ran through lists of great warriors, athletes, and part-time comic shop sales clerks and I really couldn't come up with one name that defined pure, raw, masculinity. Until I caught a glimpse of myself in my shiny Taco Bell chalupa wrapper. Right there under my own nose was that man hiding.

And, now, I want to share my instinctive (or is that instinctual) knowledge of the male species with Egotastic readers in the form of a weekly Q&A published on the site. That is, you ask me the tough questions facing you as a dude in a world that really does not like dudes any more, and I give you a completely free, hence, priceless bit of sagely wisdom in response. You'll feel cleansed, as if a soul-healing douche has been comfortably squirted through your entire body, rinsing you out fresh once more.

Click the Contact Us button on the site, subject matter 'Ask Bill' and ask away. Be troubled your heart no longer. The answers await. Ladyfolk, feel free to ask as well if it be knowledge about the male species you are seeking. No subject is off limits. Your first name and initial will be printed unless you ask to be anonymous in your email.

P.S. Yes, you can write in and call my mother a whore. But I'll tell you exactly what I told Child Protective Services when they used to come to the door and accuse my mon of the same things, 'Rent money was due, whatcha gonna do?