Ashton Kutcher is an idiot

On the same day that Star claimed Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore (which he denied this afternoon on twitter: "I think Star magazine calling me a 'cheater' qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees."), the Daily News has a story about Demi posting bikini pics.

Coincidence?

Um... I guess. Probably. How the hell should I know.

The 47-year-old actress didn't look shy when she provocatively posed for a couple photos she posted on Twitter of herself wearing sunglasses and a teeny tiny two-piece.
Posing in her bathroom, the mother of three flaunts her killer body in a manner resembling that of a teenager.

It's weird to see that she uses Crest. I assumed there would be some 900 dollar Prada toothpaste for Hollywood people, made with glacier water and ground up eagles. Because actors are idiots. "It cleans with the power of eagle!", Gwyneth Paltrow would say.