Ashley Benson Topless in Maui

I think Ashley Benson is still dating that dude Usher hired to teach Justin Bieber how to act smooth in public. Justin's swagger coach. That's not a response you want to get from your daughter when you ask her what her boyfriend does for a living. I'd rather hear he's on prison furlough from raping small dogs or even that he's a Congressman. Still, she's got perfect tits so I'm prone to keep her on my Christmas card list. Her boyfriend will be taken care of when Bieber gets to the drunken Elvis gun play stage of his evolution about twelve to twenty-four months from now. Potshots will find the weak, ricochets will claim the unlucky.

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