Arianny Celeste Doesn’t Really Strip in Strip Trivia

Here's a word that's been badly bastardized. Stripping. I don't know about you, but if I paid good money as best man at a bachelor party to a stripper to strip in our hotel room and she got down to her bikini and stopped, I'd call the Better Business Bureau. Or whoever you call when your stripper won't get naked, let alone offer some extra services in the john to the already long married guys. Stripping means taking your clothes off, all of them. Taking off your hat is not stripping. Nobody calls you a stripper when you come inside and take off your raincoat. Mr. Rogers didn't strip when he got home and changed into his cardigan and loafers. And Arianny Celeste is not stripping in these 'Arianny Celeste Strip Trivia' videos going around from the folks at CineFix.

Arianny is one fine looking woman. And she looks damn good in a bikini. But let's not start bastardizing some of the most important words in the English language. That's my job.