Ariana Grande, Toni Garrn and Uma Thurman Drop the Hottie Bombs at Germany’s Bambi Awards

You'd think the Bambi awards were some kind of adult entertainment achievement ceremony. Maybe that's just where my wanders. In fact, they are something German given to celebrities for something I don't quite understand. But they do it every year and big name hotties show up in Germany to perform and walk the red carpet and receive awards and smile. I'm guessing half the people walking the carpet have no idea what the award show is either. No matter, looking super sextastic, wave, and blush and say thank you a lot. That's really all you need as an alluring woman to make it through most situations.

Toni Garnn looked sextacular in her cleavy gown while Ariana Grande did her typically coquettish flirty cat routine on the stage and Uma Thurman just strutted and preened like everybody's super hot mom. I'd call that a successful evening. That's how I imagine Sunday Night Football to be in the home of my dreams. Thanks, Toni Garrn, I would like some more Velveeta cheese dip, yes. Oh, that would be magical. So many crazy passion inducing women, so little time. Enjoy.