AnnaLynne McCord Sextastic Shoulder (Yes, Shoulder!)

Proving once again that there's no part of a sextastic woman's body that I won't fetish fantasize over, I spilled my hot cocoa this morning at the first glimpse of AnnaLynne McCord shoulder. Call me old-fashioned, but if it's enough to get you fifty lashes in certain parts of this world, it's enough to get a good fifty whackadoos right here on this side of the equation. AnnaLynne McCord is one fetching fine woman, from head to toe. Oh, how I'd nibble up to 736 parts on her.

Is this a new low for me or a new high? I can't tell. I have to believe there are some shoulder men out there as we speak readying a proclamation naming a day after me. My parents can finally be proud of me. Though I must admit I don't long for their approval in nearly the same measure as I long for AnnaLynn McCord, and that very bitable shoulder. I thought these suffering feelings got better with age. Somebody lied to me. Enjoy.

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