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elliot-wolf - January 31, 2018
I can easily see why Paris has been the city of love for so long. Every woman that I’ve ever had googly eyes over goes there often and the latest woman that I’ve publicly, and passionately, lusted after looks absolutely stunning while she’s on the other side of the Earth. It’s pretty hard for Angelina Jolie to not look more desirable than a freshly baked croissant sitting next to a soufflé every time I see her. Sometimes I wish I knew exactly what she was looking for in a man so I could show her that I’m everything that she’ll ever need. I can build a playpen out of spare parts in a jiffy if she ever wanted to adopt more children. Looks can’t be everything if she managed to break up with Brad Pitt and I believe I can be that amazing personality that she’s been searching for.
If one thing is true Angelina will never be too old for me no matter how old she gets. She’s aging better than the same vintage year Cabernet Sauvignons that she sips from while shopping. Angelina is elegant and one day she will have to hold me closely while in the Capital of France the same way she holds her purse.
Photo Credit: Splash News
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