And Yet They Just Keep on Posing for 138 Water

I dug a little deeper. 138 Water is being produced by The Clairvoyance Group in Los Angeles. Yeah, that doesn't sound like a Scientology front whatsoever. But, then, there's this:

Millions of people across the country walk around for the better part of the day and evening with a bottle of water, so we felt it was the right time to introduce the first fashion water that plays into an individual's sense of style. Just like mobile phones have become a fashion accessory, we feel the same will be true of water. -- Thibault Mauvilain, Hollywood paparazzo and co-founder of 138 Water

That sounds so incredibly obnoxious that it almost has to be real. And the colors: Cool Blue, Leave-Me-Alone Black, Pretty in Pink, Sunshine Yellow, Funky Purple, Sexy Red, Going Green and Orange You Glad We Made Orange. No, I'm not fucking kidding. You can have your Leave Me Alone Black bottle of water for just two bucks a pop. If you could find it.

That's Amanda Cerny in a bikini for yet another 138 water photo shoot. Presumably, somebody is fronting the cash for all of this. The Others?

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