Ana Braga Is Havin A Lot Of Trouble Keeping Her Tiny Top On

I imagine Ana Braga has a lot of trouble keeping any clothes on. Actually, with all of the time I spend imagining Ana doing things, which is quite intensive, her clothing is not usually included. I do not consider that to be an oversight on my part because it is intentional.

I cannot afford to waste the limited resource that is my brain power trying to imagine a designer brand handbag on her body. I probably could not afford the imaginary price tag either. My imaginary credit card is already near being maxed out.

Ana’s turtleneck is an odd choice to me. If the weather is so warm that one is able to wear a sleeveless midriff with Daisy Duke shorts then I am curious to know why your neck is so cold that you need to wear a turtleneck. And isn’t one of the benefits of having long hair being able to wrap it around your neck like a scarf? I think that would be fashionable as well as functional, unlike the abomination that is known as a turtleneck, which is one of the most hideous creatures in existence.

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