All The Very Best Of: Smoking Hot Bikini Model Gabrielle Grace Epstein

It isn’t natural for one woman to possess so much sex appeal. It makes it too difficult for me to carry on with the rest of my day after having seen Gabrielle Grace Epstein’s photos. Like I am supposed to be able to send a grammatically correct email, or hold up one end of a conversation after having seen her ass in a thong? Not bloody likely.

There should be a reverse curfew put in place for women like her. Instead of having to be indoors at a certain time, women like Gabrielle are required to stay inside until after everyone is finished with the typical workday. That applies to photos, as well. She can’t be releasing sexy photos at one o’clock in the afternoon, because that is part of the problem.

I’ll go ahead and say once ten p.m. rolls around she can proceed with publishing any photos that she likes. By that time no one is expected to be productive with their day anyway, so it won’t hurt anything. I think it would be nice to have scheduled release times like that. It would be like the golden age of television when everyone would gather around their TV’s for their favorite shows, only we’d be slumped over our computer screens.

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