All The Very Best Of: Iggy Azalea’s Controversial Curves In Faptastic Lingerie

A wise man once said, it is not about the quantity of curves belonging to the woman, but the quality of curves belonging to the woman. That wise man may have been my first cousin, or uncle, I can’t really remember, but it is great advice nonetheless. Iggy Azalea’s curves are A-1, 10 out of 10, and 100 percent on every scale that they could be measured. I may not be an official judge of them but I would sure like to be. And I believe I will be one as soon as I know where to sign up to become one. Anything is possible if you set your mind to it. And my mind is set on staring at Iggy for a very, very long time.

I think it’s time for Iggy to admit that her curves are a work of art. Every time I look at them I get inspired. Her body really takes my breath away. A museum would be too small scale for a lady like her. She should look into sharing pictures of her curves on a billboard. That’s something I can get behind. I can’t promise that it won’t cause car accidents but at least more people will be able to appreciate what she has to offer.

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