All The Very Best Of: Alexis Ren Face Down, Ass Up

Alexis Ren has done it again. My heart has spiraled all the way down to my stomach after planting my peepers on this pretty slice of heavenly pie. I honestly though Alexis couldn’t get any better looking but obviously she’s one that loves to outdo herself. She’s already received a perfect score from me but it looks like she’s going for some extra credit in those outfits. I feel like she’s a teacher the way I’m learning about all of the ways Alexis can look amazing without much effort at all. She surely is a professional pretty person. If she gets paid in compliments, I’m all too willing to donate a few. Only if someone would be so kind as to point me in her direction and I’ll empty my mind of every nice thing I thought about saying to her.

I considered myself to be a simple man before but Ren has made things very complicated. I’m attempting to figure out the formula as to how it’s possible for a human to look so good. I need the help of the best researchers this nation has available. I’ll work on writing them a letter and maybe we can figure this thing out together. But until then I’m going to keep studying as many photographs of Alexis as possible and if I never find out the answer it’ll be just fine with me. Because looking at her is never a waste of time.

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Photo Credit: Alexis Ren from Instagram / MEGA