All the Sexiest Actresses and Aristocrats at the Serpentine Summer Party in London

Are you anyone at all who's anyone? Probably not, right? Which means that, like the rest of us, you weren't invited to the Serpentine Summer Party in London, but I've got us an all access pass to the hottest pics of the hottest ladies from this year's event. The event is billed as a gathering of celebrities from "the worlds of fashion, music, film, design and art" to party down at a specially designed pavilion that will stand for the duration of the summer.

It really was a melting pot of Hollywood royalty and actual royalty, as hot women from every conceivable industry got together and struck their best summer pose to let the world know that it's party time in foggy old London town. Or something, I don't really know. I've never been invited to anything fancier than a wedding. I just assume that all of these events are like weddings, but with famous people.

Serpentine is also a beloved word of mine thanks to the 1979 comedy classic The In-Laws, where Peter Falk screams the word as advice to a running Alan Arkin. That's a great movie. The Serpentine Society or whatever should check it out sometime, maybe host an outdoor screening this summer. That'd be a hoot.

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