Alexis Ren in A Bikini

There's a possibility that in the modern digital world aspiring cheesecake models won't ever know the stinging memories of molestation and sexual objectification. Guys like Uncle Terry were the the basic training to see if you could graduate into the business proper. Yes, my hand is down your pants. Does that make you want to vomit yet swallow your rage such that I will get you the cover of Ixtapa Swimsuit Weekly? Excellent. Here's your bikini and a broken rape whistle. You may now move the tassels on your tits to the left.

Photo Credit: Justin Macala