Alexis Ren Tan Lines Not Much Else

A young chick with buck teeth and a hot body can write her own check. I have to keep looking up this model's age to make sure I'm not getting bunked next to Jared for the next ten years. She's one of the rare California girls who still gets modeling gigs, since most of the California girl modeling has been farmed out to Slovakia. Alexis Ren had to get real tan lines just to stay competitive. Melanoma is the new cancer. Or actually cancer. Applaud brazen ambition when it has stellar tits. 

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