Alessandra Ambrosio Skips Victoria’s Secret Show For Nippley Swimsuit and an Extra Tiny Thong

Alessandra Ambrosio is one of the most perfectly put together women on the planet, and if you doubt that statement, I present to you these amazing beach pics of the Victoria's Secret beauty soaking up the sun in a teeny bikini. The kind of bikini that can only be worn by a woman with an impossibly perfect set of body measurements.

The only thing I question about Alessandra Ambrosio's choice of bikini is the color. That is one drab ass color for a bikini and one that doesn't do her incredible body justice. At the same time, it'll be great later in the week when we can bubble out that hideous dark grey monstrosity and see Alessandra's best bits.

In honor of this momentous occasion, I think we should revive Jukebox Selects and take a listen to Ambrosia's "The Biggest Part of Me," one of the smoothest god damned songs ever written. Alessandra Ambrosio is a smooth ass woman and her name is only one letter removed from one of Southern California's smoothest bands.

Open the gallery in a new tab and hit play below  for the maximum Ambrosio/Ambrosia goodness!

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