‘Akiba’s Trip: Undead and Undressed’ Sounds Like Low Budget Porn, But Isn’t

You know the sort of thing, Buffy the Vampire Layer or something porny and punny like that. Trust porn to put the tit in titular puns. Or, y'know, vice versa. Or whatever.

Anywho, Akiba's Trip: Undead and Undressed isn't some amateur crap you'd have to put your credit card details into the seedier corners of the Internet to see. It's a video game, one that tackles a subject very dear to all of our hearts: finding new and innovative ways to make women take their clothes off.

So, stop us if you've heard this one: weird-ass daytime vampires dubbed ‘Synthisters' are cruising about the arcades of Japan. To vanquish these bastards, you must rip their effing clothes right off. Because, naturally, the sun will murderise the fiends, but only --only-- when their asses are hanging out. Clothing protects them a little, or some BS like that.

But wait! Don't go getting the impression that this is all just a flimsy excuse to see superfluous norktastic. Absolutely very much not. Firstly because there's no boobage to be seen, really, and secondly because Undead and Undressed is all about equality. You'll have to strip those Synthister-dudes as well.

If we've piqued your interest (and be honest here, we damn well have) you can check out more on this over at Destructoid.