afternoon headlines

KATIE COURIC - says that Muslims in America want their own TV show. Does security footage from airports count? (popeater)

LADY GAGA - is creating a perfume that smells like blood and semen. Uhh, I already have both those things. If I wanted to mix them together and rub them on my pulse points, I would. But I don't. (fashionista)

FOLLOW ME - on twitter. Or dont, whatever man, it's your life. (twitter)

JESSICA ALBA - looked even better at that Gucci party in Paris after she took her coat off. So, less clothes = hotter. Hint hint ladies. (getty)