A Thank You, From Your Friends at Egotastic!

Egotastic! has grown and then some in the past few years, to the largest site of its kind on the web, and it's all thanks to you. I mean, yeah, we whip up the buffet of treats, but it's you all who come with those big empty Dixie plates looking to load up on everything men (and our Sapphic leaning lady friends) love and lust that makes this whole shit cooker, well, cook away.

In the past 30 days, we reached a brand new milestone with 250,000,000 pages viewed by more than 11 million of you individually unique ogling readers, the best educated entertainment site readers on the web according to actual scientific type survey. It's really insane to contemplate. But not so insane that we don't plan to keep doing what we've been doing, plus way way more. Because, dammit, the thought of you having to go back to playing Solitaire to waste your time at work actually kills us. Boobs are so much better. Enjoy.

(P.S., You know we never learned business well enough to ever ask for your hard earned cash, but if you're feeling magnanimous about all your happy times here on Egotastic!, we'd encourage you to make a charitable donation to Fisher House Foundation, which provides accommodations for family members of injured veterans during those veterans' hospitalizations for illness and medical treatment. It's a top-notch, top-rated charity, and its cause is mighty grand. Thank you.)