A Roundup Of Some Of Aubrey O’Day’s Sexiest Instagram Shots

I am trying to pick out one thing to comment on, but I am having trouble. Everything is just so big. There is a big butt. There are big boobs. There are big lips. The only thing that is not big is the swimsuit, and for that I am grateful. One size smaller though and the thing might start tearing, so we were not that lucky. Maybe someone can convince her to start doing some calisthenics. That might be enough to get the swimsuit to rip.

I suppose I should focus on Aubrey’s butt, because it is not often that one sees a white girl with a booty quite like that. (Sidenote: Isn’t it odd that two butt cheeks make one butt, but two boobs do not make one of anything? They are the butt cheeks of the chest after all.) I bet if she was to accidentally sit down on an unopened can of Coke the thing would still flatten.

That is pretty impressive seeing as how I could not even break open a can by slamming it into my forward. I got a few good whacks in, too, before a friend stepped in and stopped me. It is his opinion that I already have so few brain cells, I cannot afford to lose anymore.

Photo Credit: Instagram