A Brief Tour Of Kaia Gerber’s Sexiest Crop Top Pics

Thank God for the fashion industry. Without them so many old rugs would be thrown into the trash, destined to waste away in a landfill. I am 80 percent certain that the outfit Kaia Gerber is wearing once sat on the floor of my childhood home. It was frayed just like that and had the same color scheme.

And get a look at the crystals hanging from her ears. She could have cured Andy Kaufman's cancer with those babies. I swear we had one of those hanging over our kitchen table. When the light it hit just right it made the whole room look like a discotheque. I am surprised the weight of those things are not giving her gauged ear lobes. I guess this is one of the reasons why you should never skip ear day.

As far as the plastic boots and hat go, I am kind of at a loss for words. I have seen farmers wear a similar style glove when inseminating cows, but I do not see how that would apply here. Perhaps Kaia felt her legs were simply too beautiful to be hidden by traditional thigh high boots.

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