Brooke Shields Not Your Average Old Lady in a Bikini

Brooke Shields is defying the aging process like so many of these rich celebrity women are, I've done two posts today and both were on the over 40 year old being "racier" than middle aged women nearing the end of the past. I assume it has a lot to do with being able to focus on fitness, diet thanks to wealth. It probably has something to do with narcissism and vanity, like they don't want to accept being old and having no sex appeal. Then there's the whole instagram filters and face fillers than can allow them to rework any selfie into having the body they want even if they don't. I mean fatties use that app all the time to make themselves look cut knowing that no one will ever see the real version of them because they don't leave the house.

It's crazy times, but then again, Brooke Shields was 14 when naked in Blue Lagoon (probably 45 years ago) and that fact alone makes me think it was probably crazy times back then too. You know cuz that's very illegal now (as it should be).

I've never found Brooke Shields to be some beauty, I didn't watch her Sitcom, or follow her relationship with Andre Agassi, so to be into a 25 year older version of her is pretty weird. Thanks Social Media for turning old barely hot women into bikini clad images I can stare at without being disgusted.