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BIKINI
earl-jonas - December 16, 2019
I honestly don't know much about the singer Charlie XCX, but she provided some clues about her lifestyle by posting four times to Instagram in the same bikini while on vacation. While many might think that a pop star would be rolling in the dough, we know by the fact that Charlie only owns one bikini that she makes roughly as much as a teacher. Now if only Charlie XCX was even poorer to the point that she couldn't even afford a bikini, what a wonderful world it would be. Because we can clearly tell from these posts that Charlie has Kendall Jenner good looks in the face and Kylie Jenner good looks in the tits. The perfect woman. Keep up the hard work Charlie! You'll make it someday.
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UPDATE: Fuck, nevermind, she packed two bikinis. But this yellow one was obviously stolen. And she only stole it because she had to turn her other bikini into a hat. Poor stealing trash.
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