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earl-jonas - November 18, 2019
Or maybe you will. Gwenyth Paltrow's lifestyle website GOOP has made a name for itself by selling outlandish and extravagant products to dead-on-the-inside housewives willing to try anything to feel something. Possibly most famously, GOOP was sued for overselling the healing benefits of $55 - $66 rocks meant to be inserted into the vagina. GOOP is also the place to get a $15,000 24-karat gold vibrator.
Now in addition to twat rocks and sedan-priced vibrators, GOOP fans can purchase a BDSM starter kit for a cool $1,350. It's being called a "Restraining Arts Kit," and if the kind of women who shop at GOOP can actually find someone to touch them, God bless. My guess is that they'll be using it to off themselves. Lol kidding. Mondays.
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