brace yourself: Lindsay Lohan is NOT staying in rehab

Earlier it was reported that Lindsay Lohan was staying in rehab another week because she was so committed to her recovery, but now there's a story that's so shocking, I'm scared to touch my monitor, for lightning bolts might literally leap out of the screen and electrocute me.

Lindsay Lohan has been released from the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, California  after a 90-day stint in rehab, Radar has learned.

Oohhh, gosh, you don't say. So what was that bullshit about staying longer?

"Even though Lindsay is free from the court order on January 3, she has decided she only wants to be released from Betty Ford once her new living arrangements (on the beach in LA) are complete and ready for her arrival," an insider close to Lohan's camp said.
"In the event her the home is ready, she will be released Monday -- if not, it could be Tuesday."

So she was just gonna hang out at Betty Ford until her new drug den was finished. Yeah that makes more sense. That sounds more like Lindsay. I wonder where her new house is. I can hardly wait for her next police report to find out the details.