does Charlie Sheen have a sex tape? gee what do you think.

Last week it was reported that Charlie Sheen wanted to buy a house and then fill it with porn stars. A harem, in other words. Of sex slaves. And also "co-stars", as it turns out. The Huffington Post says...

Sheen's madam, who goes by the name of Felony, (said) he was planning out an entire porn franchise, to be titled 'Charlie's Devils.'
"Charlie and I were having this great project and he was talking about performing in front of the camera," Felony said. He even made a demo: "Charlie's got the tape. I gave it to him afterwards," the madam said. "He was keeping it so he could practice."
If it does air, it could be pretty explosive: "The ladies love Charlie. He likes to explore his sexuality. He likes fetish, spanking, role play, really kinky stuff," she added.

Actually, from what we've heard, it would be 2 minutes of slapping his dick against his leg to try and make something happen, similar to what you do with a glo stick or poppin fresh dough, then 5 minutes of explanations, then 15 minutes of hugging and apologizing. So, yes, I'd still buy it, but only to boost my self esteem.