Miley Cyrus got really fat, really fast

Miley Cyrus is under a great deal of stress these days, and obviously I'm just joking because to be honest I'm not even sure what the hell it is she does. Other than eat, apparently.

It probably goes without saying that these pictures were taken as Miley and her mom were on their way to a restaurant. My sources tell me Miley was insulted when the waiter gave her a spoon to use instead of her fingers for the can of frosting she brought in her purse. "Oh. My. God. What is this, the freakin White House," she yelled.

(image source = fame)