Cameron Diaz is ripped, ugly

Cameron Diaz and her lover Alex Rodriguez spent some time at a gym in Venice yesterday, and HOLY SHIT. I haven't seen arms that ripped since I looked in the mirror about 10 minutes ago. Now I know what girls must feel like when they see me on the weekends, out on the ranch, with my shirt off, and my sweaty muscles glistening in the sun as I work with abused horses. And they come up and tell me, "wow, those horses sure are lucky to have someone like you." But you know who the lucky one really is? It's me, my friends. It's me.

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