Selena Gomez is in a bikini, then naked

That headline is a blatant lie, by the way, but it really helps my google placement when I have the words "selena gomez" and "bikini" and "naked" in a headline. I tried to work in "blowjob" too but I don't have that much headline space. Someone needs to look into that.

If it's any consolation she did wear a little bikini at her hotel pool in Orlando yesterday, and then untied the straps when she laid on her stomach. So did I use photoshop to crop the pictures and zoom in on her ass and cleavage with serial killer like precision?

I think we both know the answer to that. (Hint: the answer is yes, followed by an exclamation point.)

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