burglars stole and ate Nic Cages fudgesicle

Why does insane shit like this only happen to Nic Cage.

Cage, at the Toronto film festival promoting the film ‘Trespass' about a home invasion, said that he has actually lived through the nightmare in real life.
"It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed," he told reporters on Wednesday.
"I know it sounds funny ... but it was horrifying."

I bet it was Nic. Because if there's two things Nic Cage loves, its leather jackets and fudgesicles, and this dirty bum had just taken away one of each!