Madonna deserves all your money

Furry old lady Madonna is a mean, self-centered cunt with no actual talent other than knowing which producers to hire to make her records for her, and if you needed some reminders about that, here they are.

On Lady Gagas song 'Born This Way,' which many say sounds like Madonna's 1989 hit 'Express Yourself.'

"Of course I heard it. How could I not? I think it was on the radio a few times. I thought, ‘This is a wonderful way to redo my song.' I recognized the chord changes, I thought it was ... interesting."

And when asked if it's reasonable to charge hundreds of dollars for tickets to her new tour during a recession:

"Start saving your pennies now," she says, sounding annoyed that any-one would suggest these prices are prohibitive. "People spend $300 on crazy things all the time, things like handbags. So work all year, scrape the money together, and come to my show. I'm worth it."

Oh she sure is. What a treat it would be to see an old lady in a boa shuffle around the stage lip synching pop songs from the 80's. It'll be like a talent show in a nursing home, and who doesn't love those?

(image source of madonna at the london premiere of 'w.e.' = wenn)