Kate Upton is photogenic

It's funny that these pictures of supermodel Kate Upton should show up, with that gorgeous water and blue sky behind her, because just half an hour ago I was having sex with a model and she wanted a noose tied around her neck but then I couldn't get the knot undone and she started to turn blue so I ran to the kitchen to get some scissors and then I sat down to check my email real quick and then I clicked around a little and found these pictures.

And she looks great. That blue is so pretty.

Oh shit that reminds me.

(image source = photographer Miguel Reveriego for the July issue of Vogue)