Penelope Cruz Directs Irina Shayk in a Lingerie Commercial (VIDEO)

I'm not sure why Penelope Cruz wrote and directed a long form lingerie commercial for Agent Provocateur lingerie. Maybe she's had a panties and garter story beating inside her chest for years that just had to come out. Or, she got paid. The commercial has European sensibilities, which basically means confusing shit happens between seeing half naked girls. I'm sure it's being hailed as something important. Either way, I'd recommend you finish your whack job before Penelope's husband Javier Bardem shows up in the film. Oscar or no Oscar, he's a boner kill.