FEMEN Members Suck Dildos Because They Care

Before their French twist, FEMEN was pretty much your standard awkward titty feminists with angry slogans shrieking outside an economic summit or pro-life institution or McDonald's in Bucharest. Now, they've got wigs and props and somebody who learned how to write passable naughty English phrases. I don't care whose side you're on in this debate over whatever the hell it is that has your boy shorts  in a bunch, if you see a couple dozen topless girls sucking dildos with slogans on the ground in Brussels, you're going to look. You'll read some anti-G7, anti-Putin shit on a plastic cock and maybe, just maybe, you'll challenge some of your longstanding beliefs on geopolitics. It's unfortunate that women have to get naked in public just to be heard, though it's unclear as to unfortunate for whom.

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