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Fernanda Uesler in a Bikini

Lex Jurgen - June 12, 2014

There can't be much greater fortune in life than being born Brazilian and hot enough to get the fuck out of Brazil. There are plenty of Americans who jet off to Rio for a beach holiday. Very few apply for asylum. No offense Brazil, you're still the third least shitty country in Latin America after Argentina and Uruguay. Albeit, that's like being the third best player in a Jewish basketball league. No offense Jews, you're still a top five religion. I'm stopping now.

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